cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once
Cheating on a test is not recommended, but let’s be honest everyone does it. If you’re in need of a passing grade, checkout these unbelievably smart tips to cheating without getting caught. You won’t believe these.
Where have these been all my academic life!? Truly Brilliant!
Oh my gosh, to whoever created this post thank you!!
HOLY SHIT. Now these are how to legit not get caught ^^
The answer to all my academic problems! ^^
How was I not aware of these!? omg
i love the headphone one
That tape one though… AMAZING!!
These ridiculous Tweets caused each of these folks to get fired. The real question is, did the deserve it? Checkout how dumb and ignorant these tweets really are.
i really don’t feel bad that they were fired tbh
oh the ignorance!
they deserved it, hahaha. Karma!
You’ve rode the rides, but you’ll be shocked to learn the truth behind them! Checkout these surprising facts about Disney World Rides. #4 is wild.
omg this makes me want to visit Disney World so bad.
take me on space mountain :-)
this makes me love disney world even more.
Looking Back at the Winter Olympics on Instagram
On Sunday, the 2014 Winter Olympics officially came to a close. Over the past two weeks athletes from 88 different countries competed in Sochi, Russia, before thousands of fans. Spectators and athletes alike captured some of Sochi 2014’s finest moments, from The Opening Ceremony to life in the Olympic village and from the events themselves to, finally, the Closing Ceremony. The Closing Ceremony celebrated Russia’s rich artistic heritage, with references to Kandinsky and Chagall, music by Rachmaninoff, Rubinstein, and Vladimir Horowitz, as well as Ballet from the Bolshoi. As the games came to an end, Sochi officially passed the torch to South Korea for 2018.